untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

(via universal-complex)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

humans have it so great. we can literally crab walk whenever we want to and we’re not even crabs

(via ionizes-atomizes)

a guide to terminology as used by western males of the species

prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

(Source: societyghost, via hungry-horny-feminist)